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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]
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Bad driving habits….

As some of you know I am probably the best driver in the world, and I will be the first to judge you on your driving style. But I’m here today to tell you about some of my driving habits that some people might frown down upon.
I eat while I drive.I’m not talking about like [...]

Broken news…part 2…

A man was bitten in the arm by a gator while trying to retrieve his golf ball in Florida. Before reading the story thoughts of Happy Gilmore filled my head. (in the story they say the gator only has one eye too.) But on a serious note the guy is actually hurt. He has lacerations on his [...]

Zie Germans are at it again….

Those pesky Germans are excluding religions once again. The differences this time is that this time they aren’t exterminating them, just not letting them make shitty films. And I’m sure that most of the planet will probably agree.
Lunatic actor Tom Cruise is “making” a movie about a German soldier who attempted to assassinate Hitler in [...]

Some broken news…

A 1 year old baby in China is having surgery to have 6 sewing needles removed from his body. I say get the kid back to work, I need some new Nikes. ( story )
 A drug that may cure Alzheimer’s disease may hit the market in as little as 6 years. Upon hearing this news [...]

No Bonds, No Way!…

Barry Bonds might not be one of my favorite baseball players but he is pretty freaking good. Apparently there is some debate over weather he should be in the all star game on July 10. I tell you what, if he isn’t in the game then I won’t watch it. The all star game is [...]

It’s about time!..

A 16 year old girl is “banned” from her school for wearing a purity ring. ( story )
I don’t even know what to say….
This girl wears a silver ring and pledges not to have sex before marrige and she is “banned” from her school.
What I do know is that it’s about god damned time! Get these [...]