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Get out of my face bugs!…

Posted on July 30, 2007 by Steve

Question….

 Why is it that bugs only fly into your face when you have your hands full or are trying to concentrate on something?

I hate bugs, ALL bugs. They bite you, they land on your food, they are just generally annoying. But the worst thing they do is fly into your face when you can’t defend yourself.

Maybe this is revenge for all the times I’ve taken a magnifying glass to their wings. Or all the times I’ve pretended like I was Godzilla and they were little Japanese people. Or maybe it’s from the time a buddy of mine put some bees in water (still alive) and then froze them and brought them back to life like they were Sly Stallone in Demolition Man. It could also be that they are pissed because they are so stupid they fly into my car while I’m driving at night.

I’m sure we will never get the answer to this question because Mother Nature is a bitch like that.

But I will continue to fight these bastards by killing as many as I can each and every day.

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4 Responses to “Get out of my face bugs!…”

  1. Brock Landers, on July 30th, 2007 at 9:16 am Said:

    I think the most annoying thing is that really loud high pitched noise a fly or mosquito makes when it’s practically in your ear. That shit freaks me out.

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  3. Nat, on July 30th, 2007 at 11:46 am Said:

    I didn’t think you’d get any bugs over there.. they all nick off here during winter so I figured, since you’re practically in eskimo land, you wouldn’t have any problems.

  4. King Steve, on July 30th, 2007 at 11:05 pm Said:

    Brock - I hate that shit too…What’s worse is when you can’t kill them and they keep doing it….

    Nat - We have TONS of bugs…If I could find a place that was bug free I’d move there in a second!

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