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Your Record Sucks!…

Posted on July 31, 2007 by Steve

I read this story a few days ago but was to angry to even talk about it before. Now that the anger as left me I can share my opinion on this issue.

If you didn’t read the story let me sum it up for you. Dumb ass town that LOVES ketchup (and already holds the record for world largest ketchup bottle) wants to set the record for largest ketchup packet.

Yes, you read that right.

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE!!??!

My brain hurts from thinking about this for so long. They filled a packet that they made or something full of ketchup, the damn thing weighs 1500 hundred pounds. I hope it falls over and crushes some of these poor poor souls.

I realize that there was some sort of charity thing involved but couldn’t they just have donated the money instead of donating it and making a huge packet of ketchup?

Is there a truck big enough to run this thing over, so that it sprays nasty warm ketchup all over this town? That is a record I’d like to see. Biggest ketchup explosion.

What is up with people trying to be known for just retarded shit?

COME SEE OUR TOWN! WE HAVE A BIG ASS KETCHUP PACKET AND A WATER TOWER THAT LOOKS LIKE A KETCHUP BOTTLE!….(but good luck finding any actual ketchup, it’s all in the damn packet)

Also, today is my birthday so I won’t be posting a blog tonight….If you know me “in the real world” give me a call and we’ll have some beers….

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10 Responses to “Your Record Sucks!…”

  1. Corki, on July 31st, 2007 at 8:07 am Said:

    Happy Birthday!!

  2. King Steve, on July 31st, 2007 at 8:08 am Said:

    WOO!…Thanks…

  3. Melsa, on July 31st, 2007 at 10:37 am Said:

    happy birfday poophead

  4. abarclay12, on July 31st, 2007 at 12:12 pm Said:

    What a waste of ketchup. Happy bday. Don’t get alcoholo poisining.

  5. romi41, on July 31st, 2007 at 6:55 pm Said:

    Happy Birthday young pup! God, what am I saying, I almost sound like one of those Old Broads on Age of Love…fuck that, you’re not much younger than me…yeah whatever, Happy Fucking Birthday….

  6. Jimmy, on July 31st, 2007 at 9:58 pm Said:

    Happy Birthday!
    I hate ketchup…
    I would call if I knew your number, and had something to talk about, which I never do.

  7. Jimmy James, on August 1st, 2007 at 12:25 pm Said:

    Dear King,

    Leave the fucking Ketchup people alone. If they want to make a giant ass packet of ketchup…who cares.. to each his own. King you know what I read, I read that you are not who you say you are. I have been doing some research in my spare time my friend and I have to tell you that I am very dissappointed. I cant believe you are not a pro wrestler. I saw your pictures and you look just like that guy Animal. Anyway back to the subject at hand.

    You are an Ass and I appreciate that, Keep up the good work. It is not easy these days to find an interesting Ass like yourself. You are one of a kind and that comes from my heart. Happy Birthday King,, what are you like 30, dont fucking lie to me man, you are not in your mid twenties, I ve seen some shit now.

    Mad Love to the King

    Jimmy James

  8. King Steve, on August 2nd, 2007 at 2:32 pm Said:

    Melsa - Thanks…

    Abarclay - That’s what I’m sayin’…I didn’t get alcohol poisoning…Maybe next year…

    Romi - How old are you?…I’m an old man now…At 23 I’m partically over the hill…

    Jimmy - Thanks man…

    Jimmy James - Hahaha…This is by far the best comment ever….Animal is dead I think….I am an ass, and I know this…But I am what I am….

  9. romi41, on August 2nd, 2007 at 11:28 pm Said:

    I’m 26, you “non old man” bastard ;-) ..in the words of Britney Spears, “I’m not a girl, not yet a Cougar..”…so I guess that would make me a ragin’ Puma??? That’s pretty much awesome I guess, so maybe I should embrace it…

  10. King Steve, on August 4th, 2007 at 10:55 pm Said:

    Haha…A ragin’ puma…I’ll go with that….

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