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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]
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I’m back…

I am back from my 10 vacation. ( much needed I might add.) I didn’t do a ton of cool shit like I promised. But I do have some interesting stories. I will share one of which with you now….
On Friday last week there was this “fair” in the county I live in. I say [...]

Long over due…

Tomorrow is the first day of my 10 day vacation. I take this week off every year and normally I go up north 3 hours and chill on a lake and drink beer and fish. Well this year I am staying in the cities. I’m not sure what I am doing yet but there will [...]

Drinking, drinking, assaultive strippers, and more drinking…

My birthday last year was a fun time, or at least the parts I can remember were. It started at my normal drinking establishment, Jimmy’s. I was with a few friends of mine. We started off like we always do, with a couple 4 pitchers of MGD. I tell them that tonight I’m going to [...]

Parents!…Don’t ruin this for me!…

I just read half of this story… ( here ) I only read half because I got bored and angry at the same time…
The gist of the story is that rich ass people are bringing their little kids to the spa and letting them get massages.
What the hell is wrong with you people?
Let your kids [...]

A new low…

On my way into work tonight I was listening to one of the comedy stations on Sirius radio and one of the commercials just blew me away.
It was for a dating web site for married people. Yes, you read that right let me say it again. A DATING SITE FOR MARRIED PEOPLE.
What the hell is [...]

You’ve seen one, you’ve seen them all…

Fireworks are over-rated. Yep, I said it. OVER-RATED. I haven’t went out and watched fireworks for probably 3 years and it doesn’t bother me at all. They all look the same to me but with different colors.
OOOHHH AAAHHHH….
BORING!
I’d rather sit in a dark room and have someone punch me in the face. At least then [...]