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Day 2…

Posted on August 8, 2007 by Steve

I was going to do a blog tonight about how much Nickleback sucks but decided against that since I am about to fall asleep.

Why you ask?

Because it is the second day of being caffeine free. As some of you know I work midnights and I sleep sporadically through out the day, and at work I drink GALLONS of Mountain Dew. Well last night was my first night NOT drinking ANY pop. Last night went great. I wasn’t tired, not a single yawn all night. Tonight however is a complete 180. I look Asian. My eyes are barely open. I am yawning every time I even think about talking. If I put my head down I would probably sleep like that Van Winkle dude.

I’m sure once I get about 1 hour from going home I will be WIDE awake, like I just took a hit a blow or something, but until then my ass is dragging.

I’ve quit drinking caffeine before, but because of my love of Jack Daniels and Coke I never succeeded. But now I think I might have the upper hand on this temptress. I only drink beer now so the only way I can fail is if I start drinking hard alcohol again, which I “promised” myself I won’t do since I black out when I drink them.

On another note….Congratulations Barry Bonds on breaking the home run record tonight. I don’t care what people say about you, you’re cool in my book.

Filed under: Bad habits, Life, Random, Serious

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11 Responses to “Day 2…”

  1. Joe, on August 8th, 2007 at 1:18 am Said:

    Strange coincidence - I’ve decided to give up Coke - the soda, not the vacation - for August, just to see how I feel. The drawback is that I now drink coffee all day long, instead of just all morning. We can just zombie our way through the days together.

  2. King Steve, on August 8th, 2007 at 1:22 am Said:

    Coffee is better for you than Coke…But too much isn’t….

    I think I might compensate for my lake of pop by drinking MORE beer…Sweet delicious beer…Mmmm…

    I’ll zombie the night and you can zombie the day….Heh…

  3. nahole, on August 8th, 2007 at 7:28 am Said:

    So like why the fuck stop drinking fucking caffine? I mean I agree with your plan to drink more fucking beer and all but why at the expense of something else?

  4. Brock Landers, on August 8th, 2007 at 10:23 am Said:

    You work Midnights? What do you do man?

  5. Princess Pointful, on August 8th, 2007 at 6:38 pm Said:

    You had me on your first line… oh, how I loathe Nickelback.
    And, oh, how I love caffeine. You are a better person that I!

  6. romi41, on August 8th, 2007 at 9:58 pm Said:

    I used to drink Mountain Dew ALL throughout University, when I needed a kick to pull all-nighters, so I could write my crappy-ass essays…about a year into this plan, I found out that Mountain Dew in Canada is caffeine-free by law, wtf? I still got those essays done, but like I said, “crappy-ass”…..

  7. King Steve, on August 8th, 2007 at 11:05 pm Said:

    N.A. Hole - It’s hard to fall asleep when you’ve got all of that caffiene running through you….

    Brock - I work for the Law…Heh…I have a desk job…

    Princess - I’ve been stuck listening to the “rock” station on the radio here and they keep playing Nickleback….One of these days I’m going to smash this radio….

    Romi - By law?…Wtf?…Canada is crazy…So is it like diet soda or something?…

  8. Motha Fackin BIGGUY DT, on August 9th, 2007 at 12:04 am Said:

    Steve what are you doing to yourself, Soda of any sorts is bad all the way around. There is a chemical they use in soda, that actually helps the cause of cancer cells to sprout up in your body.

    Hell you know I am not small, I had to quit drinking 2 2liter a day becuase it wasn’t good for me. I know im not the picture of health such as urself sir, but I mean come on. I get that instant drink mix like Gatorade from Wal*Mart. Shit isn’t half bad, and keeps you pretty awake too.

    Hope you kick this bitch of a habit.

  9. King Steve, on August 9th, 2007 at 12:10 am Said:

    I’m just drinking water now…And beer…

    Cancer?…I don’t want that shit!…

  10. romi41, on August 9th, 2007 at 9:06 pm Said:

    Oh no, it’s not diet at all; it’s still full of sugar and it’ll make you a fat-ass, it just won’t help you stay awake…so what the hell’s the point then? I don’t know how Canada sells ANY Mountain Dew; I bet all the sales come from fat bastards that wanna get fatter…yeah…

  11. King Steve, on August 9th, 2007 at 9:55 pm Said:

    Oh man…That is shitty…You might as well drink pee…

    Canada is lame like that…

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