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Why I don’t live in Bali…

Posted on August 14, 2007 by Steve

I just read this HORRIBLEstory on MSNBC.com.

 If you didn’t click the link let me sum it up for you in a few words.

THERE IS AN ALCOHOL SHORTAGE IN BALI!

This is by far the worst thing I’ve ever heard in my life. Not that I would ever live in Bali, Indonesia but I do feel bad for the people who live there and the tourists. I mean, who goes on a trip and stays sober? What kind of lame ass vacation would that be? If you remember your WHOLE vacation you had a shitty time. PERIOD.

Have any of you EVER gone on a vacation and not gotten drunk? Unless you were 5 the answer is NO. What is the fun of going some place new if you can’t enjoy in completely shit faced?

Sorry about the lack of blogs the last few days…I needed a little break. I have/had some personal shit I need/ed to take care of….

Filed under: Alcohol, Blogging, Funny, Internet, Life, News, Random

« The worst part…. What’s in my CD player? And stupid walking… »

11 Responses to “Why I don’t live in Bali…”

  1. la petite princesse, on August 14th, 2007 at 12:38 am Said:

    Haha, have you ever been to Rockport, MA? I made that mistake once. IT’S A DRY TOWN!

  2. King Steve, on August 14th, 2007 at 12:50 am Said:

    WHAT!?…What do they for fun there?…

  3. la petite princesse, on August 14th, 2007 at 12:57 am Said:

    I seriously have no idea. As soon as I realized, I booked it out of there…it was totally creepy. If anyone ever tells you they’re taking you there, DON’T GO b/c they are probably planning on killing you.

  4. King Steve, on August 14th, 2007 at 1:09 am Said:

    My parents kept trying to drag me there when I was little….This explains a lot…

  5. nahole, on August 14th, 2007 at 8:48 am Said:

    At least you can fucking bring booze to rockport - i’ve had a beer in my car there without getting in trouble

  6. joebec, on August 14th, 2007 at 4:10 pm Said:

    i had the misfortune (and selfish ex-hubby) of going to Cancun when for a honeymoon when i was 3 months pregnant. WORST TIME OF MY LIFE EVER!!!! and it was fucking spring break too. go figure! my ex had a great time though. he don’t remember a fucking thing!

  7. romi41, on August 14th, 2007 at 8:49 pm Said:

    Forget a vacation, if there was an alcohol shortage at work (i.e. my secret desk drawer) I would snap somebody’s neck..

  8. nahole, on August 14th, 2007 at 10:01 pm Said:

    you know - if i had a real fucking job i would definitely drink and get high there too

  9. King Steve, on August 14th, 2007 at 11:15 pm Said:

    N.A. Hole - If you couldn’t bring beer in then I don’t think ANYONE would live there…I’m sure just outside of the city boarder there are about 15 liquor stores….

    Joebec - You can’t have fun around drunks unless you yourself are drunk…That’s why NOONE wants to be sober cab…EVER…Heh..

    Romi - I just drink when I get home from work…I don’t need to get a DWI on my home from work..That would just suck balls…

    N.A Hole (again) - You do have a job…It’s to shit out some funny ass blogs….

  10. romi41, on August 15th, 2007 at 6:09 pm Said:

    That would SO suck balls; on my way home from work, I’m just a drunk-ass bitch on the subway, so I pretty much fit right in…

  11. King Steve, on August 15th, 2007 at 11:00 pm Said:

    Hahaha…We don’t have subways here….Except for the sandwich shops…

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