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Worst band ever?

Posted on September 3, 2007 by Steve

While I’m sitting here at work listening to the radio the station I normally listen to mysteriously went to static. (Conspiracy?) So I changed it to some lesbian station that plays a bunch of Jewel and all kinds of other lezi songs. Well one band that I’ve heard about 15 times in the 2 hours I’ve been sitting here is Nickelback. I’m not sure if it was the same song or not. I just can’t tell with Nickelback. EVERY song they sing is the EXACT same.

When I was younger I drank the Nickelback kool-aid but now that I am older (sort of) and wiser (well sort of) I know that Nickelback is probably the worst band in the history of bands.

If I wasn’t tired as hell I’d come up with examples. I encourage you to come up with ONE band that sucks as hard as Nickelback. I bet you can’t.

Korn doesn’t count because they suck just as bad but I mentioned them in a previous blog.

** UPDATE **  Two seconds after I posted this blog a fucking Nickelback song came on…I think it’s about time for suicide.

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25 Responses to “Worst band ever?”

  1. MABENNETT, on September 3rd, 2007 at 3:56 am Said:

    I have one: 3 doors down is about as bad as nickelback

  2. MABENNETT, on September 3rd, 2007 at 3:58 am Said:

    Has anyone noticed that pamela andersons boobs range in different sizes in each of her photo shoots? sometimes they look like a C cup and then sometimes their a Triple DDD. I wonder if she has some sort of insert that she can pump em up or deflate em when she wants….

  3. King Steve, on September 3rd, 2007 at 4:00 am Said:

    You are sick in your brain…I’m positive you have a crush on her…

  4. MABENNETT, on September 3rd, 2007 at 4:01 am Said:

    im going to invent that inflatable boobie insert and make billions….Now I need a man that I can keep in a cage and do experiments on till I get it right…

  5. King Steve, on September 3rd, 2007 at 4:01 am Said:

    And I say 3 Doors Down isn’t as bad as Nickelback because they don’t come out with a new cd every 3 months like Nickelback does…

  6. King Steve, on September 3rd, 2007 at 4:01 am Said:

    Don’t include me on your crazy experiments…

  7. MABENNETT, on September 3rd, 2007 at 4:02 am Said:

    If I HAD to do her I would for sure wear a condom and i am a female…ha ha ha ha ha

  8. MABENNETT, on September 3rd, 2007 at 4:03 am Said:

    Hey, I heard u went out on launch fishing on mille lacs, Lets hear about it.

  9. normyt, on September 3rd, 2007 at 4:04 am Said:

    Mille lacs you say?

  10. Lita, on September 3rd, 2007 at 4:37 am Said:

    Nickelback suck big time. Are they the christian band with the lead singer who likes his prayer pole being cleaned by his groupies? If not, whoever that band is sux too.

  11. King Steve, on September 3rd, 2007 at 4:39 am Said:

    I think the guy you’re talking about is the old lead singer of Creed that Scott dude…He’s a major bitch and got punked by 311…

  12. heartlesslover524, on September 3rd, 2007 at 12:42 pm Said:

    I don’t listen to them.

  13. Joko, on September 3rd, 2007 at 3:35 pm Said:

    A friend of mine asked me to sing “I want to be a Rockstar” for her, so I learned it and made a video. It’s the only video response to the actual Nickelback music video. Frankly, I’m neutral about em, but wow… an I ever getting a shitload of hate from the Nickelback fans.

    Of course, I really do sing horribly so its to be expected.

  14. King Steve, on September 3rd, 2007 at 6:43 pm Said:

    Jimmy - Good..Don’t start…

    Joko - That is the FUNNIEST shit I’ve seen in a long time!…The comments you get are hilarious…

  15. romi41, on September 3rd, 2007 at 9:31 pm Said:

    I can’t think of shittier band than Nickelback, as I’m too busy lost in the embarrassment of knowing they’re Canadian…and why does he look like jesus?…and why is he getting arrested at strip clubs once a week?

  16. King Steve, on September 3rd, 2007 at 11:00 pm Said:

    Yeah I was going to make a Canadian joke but thought that would be too easy…Heh…

  17. Cassie, on September 4th, 2007 at 4:10 am Said:

    …do you not remember the horror that was MMMbop?

    Hansen will forever hold the worst music group (if you can call what they did music) title for me.

  18. Cassie, on September 4th, 2007 at 4:11 am Said:

    then again….i LIKE nickelback so :-P

  19. King Steve, on September 4th, 2007 at 4:12 am Said:

    They only had ONE song that was on the radio…Nickelback has like 100 songs in rotation…

  20. Cassie, on September 4th, 2007 at 4:18 am Said:

    …believe it or not they’ve had more than one…just depends on what kind of stations you listen to.

  21. King Steve, on September 4th, 2007 at 4:35 am Said:

    Well once they get to 6 at a time they aren’t even CLOSE to Nickelback….

    And I normally don’t listen to stations with Nickelback on it because I hate that “pop” kind of rock…But my radio at work got all weird and wouldn’t work on the classic rock station I normally listen to..

  22. eyecandy girl, on October 1st, 2007 at 8:46 pm Said:

    I listen to nickel ack and actually quite enjoy listening to them because it is a classic rock station..

  23. King Steve, on October 1st, 2007 at 10:57 pm Said:

    Classic rock?…Nickelback is NOT classic rock…

  24. Ben, on October 7th, 2007 at 12:52 am Said:

    I second that 3 Doors Down rots to high heaven.
    Man, that band is the pits!

  25. King Steve, on October 7th, 2007 at 1:04 am Said:

    Haha…They are pretty bad…

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