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Do you have your “speedy” card?…

Posted on October 23, 2007 by Steve

Every night before work I stop in my local Super America gas station. Well they have these cards that you can get free shit with if you buy enough of their crap. I do not have one of these cards. EVERY night these people ask me…
“Do you have your Speedy card?”
And every night I respond [...]

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New shoes!…(a trip to the mall)

Posted on October 22, 2007 by Steve

I bought some new shoes today. Which means I had to go to the mall. The mall if you didn’t already know this about me is my least favorite place. There are only a few places I’d rather not be than the mall.

That hole they found Saddam in.
A bathroom stall next to Larry Craig.
On a [...]

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If you “txt” me, spell words normal!…

Posted on October 21, 2007 by Steve

I used to hate text messaging. I used to never use it, I never had it on my plan. People used to send me texts just to piss me off.
Now, I text all the time. Mostly because I never answer my phone. The thing is, I text like I type and talk. I use FULL [...]

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Week 7 picks…

Posted on October 21, 2007 by Steve

Here are my week 7 picks. I am still beating stupid ass Norm. (who for some reason thinks he is better than me.) My picks are in bold.
Arizona @ Washington
Atlanta @ New Orleans
Balt @ Buffalo
Minnesota @ Dallas
New England @ Miami
San Fran @ New York (Giants)
Tampa Bay @ Detroit
Tenn @ Houston
K C @ Oakland
New York (Jets) [...]

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Time Travel, Possible?

Posted on October 18, 2007 by Steve

I was watching CSI tonight. It was about some guy who said he travel in time. In my half awake state I started thinking about if time travel is actually possible. I’ve come to the conclusion that as much as I want it to be possible, that it just wouldn’t work.
If you are in one [...]

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Old + Woman + Driving = Trouble…

Posted on October 17, 2007 by Steve

Every story I ever read where there is a car crash the first thing that comes to my mind is…
” A woman must have been driving. “
Why do I think this? Because of stories like this. If you are a woman you should be lucky to be driving at all. Everyone knows that your skills [...]

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