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Society is Screwed….

Posted on November 6, 2007 by Steve

Society as we know it will not survive much longer. There are just too many people and more than half of them are completely retarded or insane. I’ve never claimed to be the smartest person in the world, but I do know what is right and wrong. The following stories will help show just how fucked we are….

Teen hires hitman to kill parents after being grounded from Playstation and TV.

Yes, a child, 16 years old tried to hire a hitman who turned out to be an undercover police officer to kill his parents. This kid, a juvenile delinquent of epic proportions has been in trouble for years and, from what I understand, has been punished very little for his crimes. Now the judge, being the gentleman that he is, is trying him in the Juvienile Courts instead of the Adult Court system which means he can’t be held after his 21st birthday. Way to go judge, you’ve done your one good deed to get into Heaven!

Servant forced to eat 100 chili peppers and vomit.

I thought this one was a joke. Apparently people are really this mean to people. Man what it must be like to be rich and have people waiting on you.

It’s not bad enough that this person is already cleaning up after your lazy ass, you have to humiliate them when ever you can? How bad can they be messing up your life that you have to make them eat 100 chili peppers and their vomit? That’s just fucked up.

A Texas idiot sits in a bathtub with rattle snakes.

Some yahoo from Dublin, Texas sat in a bathtub with 87 snakes in it for 45 minutes.

Was he a hostage?

Nope. Just a retard. A retard who wants to be famous for doing stupid things. This moron holds several different records (Guinness Book certified) involving rattle snakes.

This is all the news I can stand today with out wanting to end my life so I’ll leave it at that.

One more thing though. I signed up for Pownce so if you have it, add me as a friend.

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Word of the Day -

Poontard -

someone who is bad with girls
compound word of poontang (pussy) and retard.

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11 Responses to “Society is Screwed….”

  1. amanda, on November 6th, 2007 at 9:50 am Said:

    of course a moron from texas…who would of thought…

    i hate people…ok not all but most…

    i nearly pushed some girl over today bc just the way she looked irritated me…

  2. Jimmy, on November 6th, 2007 at 10:25 am Said:

    Wow…

    Had to be a Texan…

  3. abarclay12, on November 6th, 2007 at 3:01 pm Said:

    King Steve - You read my mind. I already have that teen hires hitmen story in my Team of the Week folder for this weekend. Great minds think alike.

    Seriously, WTF with kids today?? Just because little Johnny is grounded and can’t play video games, he wants go Menendez on his parents?? Outrageous. When I saw this story on Fox, I was kind of shocked, but it’s like you say . . . society is totally screwed. If I ever have kids, I’m giving them lobodomies early on so they won’t be able to think of ways to kill me if I piss them off.

  4. thedesktop, on November 6th, 2007 at 6:47 pm Said:

    Hey, we need those stupid/insane people! They always make sure our fries are piping hot, our septic tanks clean, and our Wal-Marts health-code passing. Without half-retarded morons, all of the gross jobs would have to be done by people with IQs higher than a baked potato. Not to mention that show “dirty jobs” wouldn’t exist.

  6. sexualtrex, on November 6th, 2007 at 11:25 pm Said:

    I’m a poontard. But I give a mean gorilla mask. I’m funny that way.

  7. romi41, on November 7th, 2007 at 12:20 am Said:

    I’m not gonna say i wouldn’t be tempted to make my slave-boy-servants do weird painful shit…umm…yeah..

    PS: I joined pownce too, but I’m not sure what the hell I’m supposed to do with it…

  8. King Steve, on November 7th, 2007 at 12:20 am Said:

    Amanda - Geeze that’s pretty bad….

    Jimmy - All you Texas people are strange…Heh…

    Abarclay - Haha…I did read your mind…I can’t come up with this shit by myself….That’s a good idea for your kids….You could also keep them tied to the bed…

    DT - We aren’t getting rid of Mexicans…(KIDDING!)

    Vimal Samuel - Thanks for stopping by….

    T-Rex - Hahaha….I’m sure you do…

  9. King Steve, on November 7th, 2007 at 12:21 am Said:

    Romi - Of course you’d be tempted…And sure you might make them race around the house and place bets…But making them eat 100 chili peppers?..That’s a little over board…

    I know…I added you as a friend already!

  10. Cassie, on November 13th, 2007 at 4:45 am Said:

    I’d be afraid to know whatelse he’s been doing with snakes….poor snakes though…hehehehe

  11. King Steve, on November 13th, 2007 at 4:48 am Said:

    I don’t want to know either….

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