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The Broken News…

Posted on November 8, 2007 by Steve

Toys Linked to Date-Rape Drug Recalled.

Are you serious? Pedophiles have finally infiltrated the toy factories!! What’s next? Santa’s Workshop?

Another thought…I know a few girls who might like to have their “beads” tainted with GHB.

Good Hygiene, Keeps you Healthy.

Thanks for the advice Dr. Obvious. Next you’re going to tell us water will make us less thirsty.

Schools Ban Hugs.

So kids can’t hug each other, but teachers can bang their students. Makes sense to me.

Rosie O’ Donnell Not Hosting a Show on MSNBC.Com

YES!!! THANK THE LORD!!!

Ronald Reagan Library Loses Track of Thousands of Artifacts.

Turns out, they just forgot where they put them.

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Word of the Day -

Man Space -

 An amount of space between two men given to maintain their feeling/appearance of Heterosexuality. An extra seat or space between two men.

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20 Responses to “The Broken News…”

  1. Melsa, on November 8th, 2007 at 7:08 am Said:

    *hug*

  2. King Steve, on November 8th, 2007 at 7:09 am Said:

    :) Thanks, I needed that!

  3. Brock Landers, on November 8th, 2007 at 9:35 am Said:

    Schools banning hugs. AMAZING. Seriously where the fuck are we?

  4. King Steve, on November 8th, 2007 at 9:52 am Said:

    We’re in a policed state my friend….One where you can’t do shit with out being arrested or sued….

  5. Jimmy, on November 8th, 2007 at 10:11 am Said:

    The world sucks. China sucks for trying to drug the kids, Dr. Obvious sucks because a stupid kid high on their recalled toys could have said that too. Schools suck for their policies on PDA. At my school, a guy and girl couldn’t even hold hands. Rosie sucks in a lot of donuts and shit and I hate that fat fucking bitch. The Ronald Regan Library sucks because they should know how to put shit where it belongs and not lose the fucking thing…

    Another thing, this blog….

    KICKED ASS!!! WOO!!! haha

  6. GoodnessGracie, on November 8th, 2007 at 11:38 am Said:

    But WHY are the kids eating the beads in the first place?

  7. King Steve, on November 8th, 2007 at 12:02 pm Said:

    Jimmy - Thanks for your stamp of approval….

    Gracie - Because kids are dumb….Heh….

  8. joebec, on November 8th, 2007 at 12:09 pm Said:

    i seriously need to start buying more toys.

    i’m gonna give you a hug too!
    ((((King Steve)))))
    now i’m gonna go find a teacher to bang.

  9. King Steve, on November 8th, 2007 at 12:22 pm Said:

    Don’t you have enough “toys?”….

  10. toph, on November 8th, 2007 at 3:15 pm Said:

    i used to love cuddling with my lady teachers after sex.

  11. joebec, on November 8th, 2007 at 5:51 pm Said:

    LOL! i always got room for one more… :wink:

  12. sexualtrex, on November 8th, 2007 at 11:28 pm Said:

    I like to invade my brothers man space. He’s always worried people will think he’s gay. So what do I do? I rubs his knees when we sit next to each other. Grab his ass when we take pictures, etc. He gets really pissed, and it makes me laugh.

  13. Jeffrey C, on November 9th, 2007 at 9:31 am Said:

    I really need to get some of these beads before they are ALL off shelves…

    Aqua dots, that already sounds like a drug… Awesome job China!

  14. Jeffrey C, on November 9th, 2007 at 9:35 am Said:

    Also, all these stories are direct proof that our nation and world are going to hell quicker than aids spreading in Africa (…to soon?), but hell, at least its entertaining.

  15. evylsmoke, on November 9th, 2007 at 9:18 pm Said:

    “So kids can’t hug each other, but teachers can bang their students.”
    Where’s the problem? ;)
    And Rosie? Vitriolic dike bitch. No show for that gasbag would be like 7nth heaven.

  16. King Steve, on November 11th, 2007 at 12:47 am Said:

    Toph - That’s the only time I ever learned anything….

    Joebec - Haha…If you say so…

    T-Rex - Doing that shit to people is funny as hell…

    Jeff - Yeah, you should pick some up and bring them to the bar…Probably easier to find than actual GHB…Heh…

    Evylsmoke - Touche’…..I wish Rosie would get hit by a train and then have a plane crash land onto her…

  17. Cassie, on November 13th, 2007 at 4:39 am Said:

    Steve…you spend way too much time on news sites…maybe if you didn’t read so many of these articles you wouldn’t be soooo angry :-D just sayin :-P

  18. King Steve, on November 13th, 2007 at 4:47 am Said:

    You’re probably right….

  19. lonelygurl21, on November 13th, 2007 at 7:22 am Said:

    LOL wow that story got every where.. the one with the beads… i made a mock story bbout it on my page. i want to know why ppl arent bagging these beads and selling them…

    cassie does have a point however i dont watch the news (friends is on at the same time) and im still angry.

  20. King Steve, on November 13th, 2007 at 7:39 am Said:

    Yeah…Those beads are awesome!….

    I like to hate the news and that’s why I watch it…

    Friends is trash…haha..

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