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Search Terms and Week 12 Picks…

Posted on November 25, 2007 by Steve

I like to look at what people have entered to get to my blog and I am always amazed at what I see. Today I decided I’d share a few with you.

Worlds biggest boobs - This is by far the one I see the most. There are other variations that I like too. Like; Biggest boobs in the world, or Largest boobs on record.

Belching as a sexual turn on - I really feel sorry for this dude. But if this is a chick, please please leave your name and number and I’ll get back to you ASAP.

I hate the mall - Well you came to the right blog.

Women driving, is it ok? - No. No it’s not.

Show me vagina age of 14 to 18 age girls- Not only is this SICK but it doesn’t even make sense! How would you find my blog by typing that in? Fucking sickos.

 The kind king - Not here….Wrong blog….Keep looking. Good luck on your quest. Jerk.

Picture of a nose on a face - Ummm…Aren’t all noses on a face? What the Hell is wrong with people?

Toph naked - Dude, are you not sharing something with us? Do you have another job on the side making porn or something?….On second though…Don’t answer that.

King Steve wordpress - Holy crap! This person actually wanted to see my blog!….What’s wrong with you?

Jessica Alba lesbian - Please be true, please be true, please be true!…And a leaked sex tape…PLEASE! That’s all I want for Christmas.

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And now on to my week 12 picks. So far this week I’m 3 - 0.

Seattle @ St. Louis

Minnesota @ NY (Giants)

Washington @ Tampa Bay

New Orleans @ Carolina

Buffalo @ Jax

Tenn @ Cinncy

Houston @ Cleav.

Oakland @ KC

San Fran @ Arizona

Denver @ Chicago

Baltimore @ San Diego

Philly @ New England

-Monday Night-

Miami @ Pitts

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14 Responses to “Search Terms and Week 12 Picks…”

  1. King Steve | Jessica Alba is HOT, on November 25th, 2007 at 4:23 am Said:

    [...] unknown wrote a notable post today on “King Steve.” Here’s a quick excerpt: I like to look at what people have entered to get to my blog and I am always amazed at what I see. Today I decided I’d share a few with you. Worlds biggest boob … [...]

  3. Nat, on November 25th, 2007 at 7:43 am Said:

    Haha.. how the hell does that all work? Some of these people are really into the detail huh! I hope a couple of those aren’t readers.

    I’ve just got you on favourites - hell, when I type porn into google I don’t want a blog coming up..

  4. chortegyrl, on November 25th, 2007 at 9:52 am Said:

    Ok! First off-YOUR RIGHT about this one! “Show me vagina age of 14 to 18 age girls” that is TOTALLY WRONG AND uncalled-for whomever you are-U SUX!
    sry-Steve I had to get that out! damn retard.

    btw-was it me? or did u leave Dallas and the packers out for a reason? just wondering? ;) well i guess, since they don’t actually play til Thursday though, huh?

    well, no secret on who I pick but, its going to b a tuff call. there both 10-1 (i believe) so, we’ll see! -

    lata Steve-

  5. chortegyrl, on November 25th, 2007 at 10:03 am Said:

    oh and one more thing-sry! but I noticed how alot of these were sexually related to KING STEVE!

    *boobs, belching sex, women driving-vagina’s, and Jessica Alba lesbians* (not bad, except the belching bit) UGH! anyways- (just an observation, thats all)..

    Any good guesses on why this is my friend? UMM?

    LMAO!! ;)

  6. Aymie, on November 25th, 2007 at 10:37 am Said:

    WhoooHoooo!
    Saints!
    Big [pretty] titties!
    Jessica Alba is my lesbian!

  7. Jimmy, on November 25th, 2007 at 11:30 am Said:

    You are not the only one who wants that sex tape of Alba’s for Christmas…. haha

  8. purefnevyl, on November 25th, 2007 at 12:36 pm Said:

    Boobs are big on wordpress right now. I noticed on my dashboard that a blog called I heart Big Tits is the number two fastest growing wordpress blog. That has to be good news.

  9. romi41, on November 25th, 2007 at 1:21 pm Said:

    Haha, I WANT TO MEET THE PERSON WHO IS LOOKING FOR A PICTURE OF A NOSE ON A FACE!!!

    It must be some nose-less kid who works in a circus-freak-show, and ONLY ever gets exposure to noses on faces from the faraway views of normal people in the audience, spending the rest of his time in a dark wooden crate, with no exposure to noses-on-faces…except for the 10 min a day of Internet access he gets, at which point, of course, he googles “picture of a nose on a face”..but I still don’t know how he got to your blog…

    Was that a weird comment? Am I weird? Is there a point to be asking this question after all this time???

    Hmm…

  10. Amanda, on November 25th, 2007 at 3:00 pm Said:

    umm this makes me want to go take more of my pain medicine…so confused…

  11. King Steve, on November 26th, 2007 at 12:02 am Said:

    Nat - My blog is like porn for your mind….Or something like that…

    CG - Dallas vs Packers is next week….Haha…They are almost all sexual because of the word of the day I think..

    Aymie - Thank God Drew Brees finally did alright today….OoooOohhHH…I’d like to see that!

    Jimmy - I’ll burn you a copy….Heh…

    Evyl - Boobs are great!…I’m glad they are coming back into fashion…

    Romi - I’d worry about you if you didn’t post comments like that…Haha…

    Amanda - Ummm…Can I have some?

  12. joebec, on November 26th, 2007 at 11:10 am Said:

    my GAWD that NE/PHI game was awesome! i really actually thought for a sec that they might be able to stop the machine that is Tom Brady.

    Oh well, maybe next week.

  13. King Steve, on November 26th, 2007 at 4:37 pm Said:

    I hope the Pats run the table…And I hope the Fins lose every game…Both in one season…It would be awesome!

  14. joebec, on November 27th, 2007 at 11:33 am Said:

    I just seen that the dolphins lost last night to the steelers!! woo!! i hope they have a perfect losing season, that would SWEET!!

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