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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]

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Known Fact #103: The Ocean is a Mean Mofo

Posted on December 31, 2007 by Steve

Known Fact #103: The Ocean is a Mean Mofo.
I am legitimately scared of the ocean. There are so many things in the ocean that can kill or hurt you severely.
- Sharks
Have you seen the movie Jaws? Or Deep Blue Sea? Well I have, and let me tell you; things don’t work out that well for [...]

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Good Luck?

Posted on December 27, 2007 by Steve

Is there such thing as luck?
People talk about it all the time.
“I just got lucky.”
“Good luck.”
“Luck of the Irish.”
I’m sure there are more but I don’t want to spend 15 minutes trying to think of dumb ass sayings.
What is luck?
1. the force that seems to operate for good or ill in a person’s life, as [...]

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Merry Triple X(xx)-Mas

Posted on December 25, 2007 by Steve

Since noone will probably read this blog for a day or so, I figured why try and think of something to type up.
So Merry Christmas and here are some pics of hot chicks.

Have I ever mentioned that I love hookers?

Wow, just wow.

Me love you long time.

A plethora of hot chicks.

….yeah….

I don’t even know if these [...]

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I Had an Idea Once

Posted on December 24, 2007 by Steve

I had a good idea once. I had this idea yesterday.
I did all my Christmas shopping on Saturday, driving in a blizzard. I stopped at three (3) different stores and bought gift cards. I don’t buy normal presents anymore, it’s either a gift card or cash.
On my way home from the third store a light [...]

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Is it Hard to Drive Slow?

Posted on December 23, 2007 by Steve

Living in Minnesota I see all different kinds of weather. In the summer we can have temps above 100 degrees, monsoon like rains, and tornadoes. In the winter we can have temps below -  32 degrees with white out blizzards.
Yesterday and last night we had rain and then snow which made the roads today very very slippery. [...]

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The Youtube Chronicle Volume 1

Posted on December 21, 2007 by Steve

Today is a day I normally don’t blog. But I’m at my mom’s house dickin around on the inter-web and watching some youtube videos. So that got me thinking about doing a colloge of sorts with youtube videos. Here are a few of the things I’ve watched today.
Bait Car -

Mountain Dew!
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