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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]
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Dude, You’re an Idiot

In a weapons free fight between man and tiger.
Tiger ALWAYS wins.
(here is the story)
A 50 year old Indian man named Jayaprakash Bezbaruah found this out the hard way. This genius wanted a great Christmas card photo and decided to climb over barriers and to stick his arm in the tiger cage. Turns out there tigers [...]

Save the Wood?

Recently my dreams have been like movies. They are strange and realistic. My most recent one was like a horror movie, sort of.
I’m in a mansion, I have no idea how I got there. Myself and two other guys are walking around and getting a tour. I’m not sure if they were giving me the [...]

Known Fact # 75; Batman is better than Superman.

Known Fact # 75
Batman is better than Superman.
It’s something fans of both have argued about since the beginning of time. Who is better, Superman or Batman? The answer is more complex than you might think. First lets examine both their movie and comic personas.
Superman -

Look at this dorky dude. How does this strike fear [...]

Sexist? You’re Sure?

I just read this story and got sick to my stomach. Not because it was gross, but because of how retarded the organisations to protect people are.
The story basically breaks down like this. Ryanair hostesses posed in bikinis for a calender to help a charity. Spain’s government run feminist division (Women’s Institute.) thinks this is [...]

The Mitchell Report.

In case you’ve been living under a rock for the past few years I’ll explain this.
Apparently baseball players have been taking steroids and HGH to get bigger, stronger, and healthier. This pleased baseball none. Personally I have to problem with these freaks of nature ripping each other apart, but I digress. They had hearing in [...]

W3rd of the Year…

I just read this story because I’m an idiot. I should have stopped after the first two paragraphs.
SPRINGFIELD, Mass. - Expect cheers among hardcore online game enthusiasts when they learn Merriam-Webster’s Word of the Year. Or, more accurately, expect them to “w00t.”
“W00t,” a hybrid of letters and numbers used by gamers as an exclamation of happiness, [...]