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The Poker Convo

Posted on March 10, 2008 by Steve

This is a conversation I had earlier today while playing poker online. There is some poker talk in there but I took most of it out. 

KingSteve7: I’m hungry. And I have to poop.
Dequat: lol

hotlantaholly: omg thats pleasant

Dequat: you can donate your money to me =)
KingSteve7: I wish I had a fridge in my bathroom so I could eat
and poop at the same time.
KingSteve7: Haha.
hotlantaholly: omg
Dequat: lol
KingSteve7: here is 50 for you.
hotlantaholly: me too

KingSteve7: It’s a good idea isn’t it holly?
hotlantaholly: u can buy em at home depot
hotlantaholly: yes of course lmfao
KingSteve7: I have a mini fridge.

KingSteve7: Mine is full of beer though.

hotlantaholly: mine is too

KingSteve7: I need a new one for food in the bathroom.
Dequat: lol
hotlantaholly: hhhhhhmmmmm beer
KingSteve7: I need extra silver ware too.
Dequat: yumm
KingSteve7: Maybe a toaster.
hotlantaholly: u can make sandwiches on the back of the seat
KingSteve7: TV for sure.
KingSteve7: Yeah.
KingSteve7: I’ll sit on it like Im AC Slayter.
KingSteve7: From Saved by the Bell.
hotlantaholly: lmfao in tears really
KingSteve7: Then I can just wash my dishes in my bath tub.

Dequat: ew
hotlantaholly: u should put a garabage disposal in the shower

KingSteve7: This is probably the greatest idea I’ve ever had.
Dequat: lol
KingSteve7: Kramer did that in Seinfeld.

hotlantaholly: i know lol my fav
Dequat: then get chopped up =)
hotlantaholly: made salad in the shower too

KingSteve7: Yeah. That was a great episode.
hotlantaholly: yes it was
KingSteve7: God I’m hungry.
hotlantaholly: hey just expand your bathroom & get ride of the
kitchen

Dequat: lol im in last place
hotlantaholly: *rid
KingSteve7: I take so many dumps at work my office is the
bathroom.
Dequat: WOOT! last PLACE!

KingSteve7: I’m 20th of 23.

hotlantaholly: boy u sure like the bathroom huh
KingSteve7: Yeah.
KingSteve7: I’m comfortable there.
KingSteve7: I should post this convo in my blog.
hotlantaholly: i can truly see that
Dequat: lol

hotlantaholly: u should it is so pleasant

hotlantaholly: boy any gal would just go nuts for u
hotlantaholly: lol
Dequat: lol

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14 Responses to “The Poker Convo”

  2. Melsa, on March 10th, 2008 at 8:01 pm Said:

    charming

  3. Lucky, on March 10th, 2008 at 8:06 pm Said:

    See..I think you are just as sick as we are. We may read about the poop but you live it, Dude. ;)

  4. adam, on March 10th, 2008 at 10:15 pm Said:

    I have thought these same things. One spends so much time on the throne, you might as well be productive while you’re there.

  5. Steve, on March 10th, 2008 at 11:10 pm Said:

    Melsa - I know huh.

    Lucky - This is the stuff I talk about on a regular basis. I think I may have a problem.

    Adam - I swear I would get a lot more done if I was sitting on the can.

  6. Lucky, on March 11th, 2008 at 11:28 am Said:

    I am starting to wonder…

  7. Steve, on March 11th, 2008 at 11:07 pm Said:

    Yeah. Me too.

  8. Fast Eddie, on March 11th, 2008 at 11:41 pm Said:

    No need to wonder…the damage has already been done.

  10. bronsonfive, on March 13th, 2008 at 2:12 pm Said:

    “I’ll sit on it like Im AC Slayter.”

    Fucking classic. One of the most brilliant moments in blog history.

  11. Steve, on March 13th, 2008 at 7:50 pm Said:

    Haha.

    Nothing is better than a random Saved by the Bell drop.

  12. thedesktop, on March 14th, 2008 at 1:59 pm Said:

    Man, if you did that, you’d be a shitting machine. If you got WiFi for your bathroom, you’d have no reason to get up off the toilet for, say, two years.

  13. Lisa, on March 18th, 2008 at 8:14 am Said:

    wouldn’t your ass get bruised or something after sitting there for that long? you may want to get a cushioned seat also.

  14. Steve, on March 18th, 2008 at 11:01 pm Said:

    That is a GREAT idea!

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