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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]

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The Armchair Weather Man

Posted on March 18, 2008 by Steve

 - Hi, I’m the Armchair. I’m an expert in all things lazy and unscientific. If you know a way to do anything, I know a better way, and my way is obviously better. Today I will tell you the weather better than “professional” weathermen.

 - As you can see in this radar image; Lots of colors. Colors [...]

Filed under: Blogging, Entertainment, Funny, Life, Random, Stupid | Tagged: , , , , | 8 Comments »

Don’t Say You’re Sorry

Posted on March 12, 2008 by Steve

Unless you’ve been living under a rock for the last couple of days you probably have heard that New York Governor Eliot Spitzer has been accused of having sex with hookers. Now these weren’t just any hookers, they were high class hookers costing thousands for just an hour of “work.”
Here’s the thing, after Spitzer gets [...]

Filed under: Blogging, Cheating, Life, News, Politics, Poon | Tagged: , , , , | 17 Comments »

The Poker Convo

Posted on March 10, 2008 by Steve

This is a conversation I had earlier today while playing poker online. There is some poker talk in there but I took most of it out. 
KingSteve7: I’m hungry. And I have to poop.
Dequat: lol
hotlantaholly: omg thats pleasant
Dequat: you can donate your money to me =)
KingSteve7: I wish I had a fridge in my bathroom so [...]

Filed under: Blogging, Funny, Gambling, Life, Poker, Poop, Random, Stupid | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 14 Comments »

Should I Feel Bad?

Posted on March 10, 2008 by Steve

A few days ago a kid who graduated a year after me overdosed on heroin and died. I never really hung out with this kid or knew him that well.
Am I supposed to feel bad for him? That is what keeps running through my head. When I first heard about it the first thing that [...]

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A Pancreas Story

Posted on March 9, 2008 by Steve

This could be either a good post or a really, really mean post. Just remember; It’s all a joke.

Hi, I’m Patrick Swayze’s pancreas and I have a confession to make, I don’t really have cancer.
This whole story is just an act, I am an actor’s pancreas you know. Why would I fake cancer you ask? [...]

Filed under: Blogging, Celebrities, Entertainment, Funny, Life, Movies, News, Random, Stupid | Tagged: , , , , , , , | 12 Comments »

Freedom for all

Posted on March 4, 2008 by Steve

Freedom for all 
Freedom to vote.
Freedom to see.
Freedom to cope.
Freedom to be.
Freedom to live.
Freedom to die.
Freedom to give.
Freedom to lie.
Freedom to fear.
Freedom to mock.
Freedom to cheer.
Freedom to shock.
Freedom to choose.
Freedom to know.
Freedom to lose.
Freedom to grow.

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