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    • Cancer Free, The Way to Be January 17, 2008
      More proof that beer is good for you.  Researchers in Germany say that a cancer-fighting substance found in hops could be enhanced to brew a special anti-cancer beer. I don’t think I’ve read a better story all year. I know the year is young, but the only news that could be better would be “Drinking on the [...]
    • Flaming Shot January 10, 2008
      The flaming shot. It’s an amateur move for sure, but it looks cool. The problem is that a lot of people don’t know how to take this shot. They can make it, and light it on fire and that’s where their “smartness” ends. Example 1 This dude is not smart. And the chick that says “Oh my [...]
    • Don’t Just Drink it January 8, 2008
      We all love beer right? RIGHT!? Well not only is beer delicious and good for you, but it can be used for all sorts of things that aren’t drinking related. Here is the story. Below I have chosen some of my favorites; CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN According to Andrew Lopez, a professional gardener, the fermented [...]
    • A Drink a Day Keeps the Doctor Away January 3, 2008
      Health benefits from alcohol? Damn right! According to scientists (not just random drunk people anymore), alcohol in moderation is actually good for you. They say that one alcoholic drink a day will help with all kinds of stuff. Your heart Your pancreas Your Joints Your over all health Sometimes I like to combine 2 weeks worth of 1 beer a day [... […]
    • About Bloody Time January 2, 2008
      After a night of hard drinking you will wake up either drunk or hung-over. Being drunk is not the problem, it’s the coming down from being drunk and being hung-over that is the problem. The solution; a Bloody Mary. There are 3 types of morning drinkers. There is the person who drinks a Bloody Mary, a person [...]
    • DWI of the Year January 1, 2008
      Here at Don’t Eat the Worm we don’t condone drinking and driving. It is a dumb and reckless move that can cost not only you your life but an innocent person. (Not saying you’re guilty.) BUT Meagan Harper is now a god in DWI/DUI circles. She was busted in Oregon with a .55 BAC. The legal limit [...]

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We’re Going to Need a Bigger Boat

Posted on May 28, 2008 by Steve

I read this story earlier today and I almost fell out of my chair laughing. This kid got “attacked” by a shark in his bedroom.
The “attack” happened at 14-year-old Sam Hawthorne’s home in Dudley, England.
Hawthorne was sleepwalking when the teeth of a dead souvenir shark from a family vacation, that hangs on the wall of [...]

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Soft Core Blows

Posted on May 26, 2008 by Steve

I love 3 day weekends. Friday I drank a bunch of beer with my neighbors and planned on relaxing on Saturday, plans change I suppose. I got a call from my good friend Jeff. He called to tell me to come over because he and another one of my friends, Justin grilled up to much [...]

Filed under: Alcohol, Blogging, Chicks, Food, Funny, Lesbians, Life, Poon, Random | Tagged: , , , | 17 Comments »

Another Day

Posted on May 6, 2008 by Steve

It happened again
Flat tire in the rain
How can I explain, why I am late again
I don’t know
Hit up the Gas N’ Go
Fill up the tank, but the account balance is on zero
 Gotta beg and plead
for the cash I need
in a rush, and damn sure late
i might as well be going to the Aloha State
going crazy, [...]

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