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Your Jacket Needs to Go.

Posted on December 5, 2008 by Steve

On my way home from work today I looked to my right as I sped past a bunch of fools, and saw the biggest douche nozzle I’ve ever seen. He was wearing a Letterman Jacket, not only was he wearing one of the gayest jackets ever made, next to the technicolor-ed dream coat obviously, but it had the number 07 on the shoulder.

ZERO-SEVEN!!!

Are you kidding me right now!? Seriously? You’re going to wear a jacket with the 07 on the shoulder when you aren’t in school anymore and it’s almost 2009? I thought I was having flash backs to my proverbial “Haight-Ashbury” days.

Ditch the jacket dude, seriously. And if you don’t, and I see you, I’m kicking your ass.

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4 Responses to “Your Jacket Needs to Go.”

  1. Jeffrey C, on December 7th, 2008 at 6:26 pm Said:

    I had a lettermen’s jacket from high school, but I never wore it once… Not even when I was in high school! I thought they were ALWAYS GHEY!

  2. Steve, on December 9th, 2008 at 4:02 am Said:

    Haha. Good, those things are definitely gay.

  3. Jimmy, on December 16th, 2008 at 2:55 pm Said:

    haha, kick his ass

  4. Steve's favorite lady, on December 19th, 2008 at 11:58 pm Said:

    Hey maybe he didn’t have any other jacket to wear. :)

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